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Erty
Vodka! *glug glug* *explosion* SCIENCE!

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Posted by Erty - November 26th, 2009


Blush is an icon for every fab and rapist on Newgrounds and he deserves a collab!

Everyone can join, everything allowed but it needs to have the blush faic.
The flash is limited to 25 fps, 550x400 (standard size) and white background.
It can be both art and flash.
Try keeping below 15 seconds unless your part is awesome enough to deserve longer.

PM me SpamTheWeb or other filehost url with the .fla file once you're ready to send me.
Collab will end on Christmas (25th of December).

Remember, this is just for the lulz and nothing too serious.

Blush Collab


Posted by Erty - November 18th, 2009


My weekly 5:

1. School
2. Work
3. Exercise
4. FUCKING!
5. Party


Posted by Erty - November 17th, 2009


Specs:
Dimensions: 500px * 400px
Flash 8
Background: Whatever you like
Sounds: Explosions and duck sounds and what else you want, just remember there will be background music.
Music: Last part of the finaly of 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky, will be added when collab is done.
Lenght: 1 minute.
Frame rate: 24 fps.

There will be 10 spots, each with 6 seconds each. How many submissions you want to distribute on these 6 seconds up up to you, but it is recommended that you do at least two.
3 spots are already taken by me, Tateos and Grub-Xer0.

Description:
Animate exploding ducks. Be creative. Draw dicks on them if you want. That's all.

Exploding Ducks.


Posted by Erty - November 11th, 2009


For some more serious business, let us talk about my philosophy, ok?

Many the times I had been asked "Erty, what is your philosophy? You seem so deep and clear-minded. Please tell us!"
This is where your question will be answered.

You see, my philosophy is based around love and respect, earning respect, not demanding it. The most important thing is --
Wait, OMG WHAT IS THAT? OH SHIT! AN ANGRY 2 FOOT ALIEN HORNET JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM THROUGH MY WINDOW! SHIT SHIT SHIT!
WHAT AM I TO DO?!! :O


Posted by Erty - November 2nd, 2009


I DEMAND STRIP CLUUUUUUUUUUUB!

Ok anyways, been on a LAN-party this whole weekend. Stayed awake for 96 hours straight (from 7 am on Thursday to 7 am on Sunday). Because of some fucked-up shit I did on the scene while doing some stand-up comedy I am now known as the Banana King. In a positive way, that is.
Also I made a lot of fucked up art I will upload on some time later, like a fucking earfrog and a damn noseshark! xD
At this moment I'm writing this I have only had 7 hours of sleep since Thursday.

Won 2 competitions and waiting for the results from the Design competition. If I win I will be getting fiber-optic network equipment of the value of over £8000! :D

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This is a trippy-ass song a friend sent me during the LAN. Amazing, eh?


Posted by Erty - October 27th, 2009


As you may have noticed I have put up an animation I found crawling in the darkest corners of my computer.
I will add more of them when I get time to make some decent ones.

Anyways, school killing me, random gnome of death attacking my teachers and friends and Halloween soon coming up.

Also, I have been banned a lot from the BBS lately so I don't think I'm welcome there anymore. Goodbye forum.

I think I have gravel in me brain...


Posted by Erty - October 22nd, 2009



Posted by Erty - October 18th, 2009


...but not these guys (and girls) :D

Tateos - This guy really needs an awesomefaic on his profile picture to show how awesome he is.
Blush - Because... rape...
BIush - Wait, what?
Gagsy - Good times at iSketch ^^
Agustana - Because she loves my Axe Dark Temptation :D
ExplodingBunnies - I LOVE BUNNIES! >:(
ChocEliteBar - 1337 Chocolate. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
Shovinus - He may not post a lot, but hell does he keep my threads alive! :D
EpicFail - Best damn writer alive today! Also, he shares my philosophy. ^^
DeadChick - She's so happy! ^^
Sinfulwolf - She doesn't have so many posts, but hell, she likes my Axe :D

Also, this.

Most people on the BBS are retards...


Posted by Erty - October 16th, 2009



Posted by Erty - October 11th, 2009


No more vacation for me. That's all.

Whoops, totally unrelated picture detected!

I'm back!