Randomness is me.

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Seriously!

Also, gotten a new signature that matches my aura! :D

...but now I'm beyond.

Got any questions you want to lay upon the great Bananaking?
Then enter http://www.formspring.me/DirtyErty, where random questions get random answers.

Don't you just love them?

The only thing I hate about them is that I never know when to stop...
Bananananananananananananana...

IT'S FINALLY DONE AND INTERGRATED WITH THE SERVER AND FULLY WORKING!
Go here to test it and make your own NG-Bot userimage NOW!

Guide:
In the left tab you just click each of the text areas to edit the text. While selected a text area, you can change the color of that area from the right tab or edit the text. When deselecting everything you're able to edit the color of all elements.
When you're done, press generate and the browser will be sent to your newly generated gif image. Save it and upload it as your userimage. You're done!

Leave all feedback in the comments of this page. If you find any bugs, tell me and I have them sorted and have the generator updated in no-time.

...but we'll discuss that in another news post. Today, let's look at a show significant for my childhood, Two Stupid Dogs!

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I don't know any moment out of this episode which I can't make into something dirty and laugh my ass off to it! :D

Ok, screw them, Beatles time!

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Now, some lists.

Love list (no homo):
Tateos
ChocEliteBar
LemonsourKid
Rucklo
Freaki-Boy92
Rig
TheUnwisePoet
Silver-Glint
HayBayBee
HazeStigma
Shabbo

Do not like list:

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That's right, noone! :D

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That's it! Love ya all <3 :P:D

NG Bot User Image Generator: 85% done.
Secret game: 70% done.
My contribution to the Boogle Collab: 90% done.
Homemade Tesla Coil: 40% done.

Wrapping up the last bits of the Image Generator and just some few serverside stuff to fix now and things are going really well for my game.
Because of some headaches I've had recently some of those have been a bit delayed.

My contribution for the Boogle Collab will probably be the most random and most disturbing flash I've ever made, so run while you still can!

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"If you enjoy getting eaten by girls, does that mean you have voraphilia?"
-Erty

UPDATES!
Incase you haven't read about it yet, click here.

I just finished my code for using bitmaps as custom fonts in flash. It currently just works with letters and numbers but support for special signs (. , - _ ' ? ! + * % # @ $ =) will be added shortly.

Going to use PHP to export the GIF images using this method on Sephiroth.it.
Currently I need to finish the menu where you can choose/change color of elements (sorry, won't be adding support for changing colors for individual characters) and configure other options and make sure the special signs works.

Info:- Coded in AS2.0 and PHP
- Will let you automatically create animated NG Bot-Userimages
- Choose colors from 24-bit color chart or from the predefined list of colors
- Making it all by myself
- Tom Fulp did NOT ask me to do this
- Wade Fulp did NOT ask me to do this either
- No, I did not hack Newgrounds and stole the base bitmaps from them
- I do have an ALT with some old flash submissions. Cookies if you find it

If you want to participate in alpha-testing, comment on this post ONCE! If you comment more than once you're disqualified! Going to choose up to 3 candidates!

Comments go here if you do not want to participate in the alpha-testing.

EDIT:
Also making a game now. NG:BBS Showdown or something, still haven't decided a name for it.
You will be playing as one of many BBS regulars (which I randomly chosen) against the other regulars. As you fight your way through the BBS you will increase in level and your weapon will be that of the weapon in your level icon (plumber for level 01 and fist for level 05 etc.).
Basically you start as level 01 and you win the game when you reach level 60.

I won't disclose too much, but Gagsy, EpicFail, Blush, Twilight, Gothclawz and Rig will be some of the playable characters in the game.

Each character comes with it's own, unique special attack they can unleash on their foe when their special gauge meter reaches critical. This attack will have different effect and damage from character to characters. Collect 'em all!

I've recently noticed that several users really likes my Photoshopped NG-Bot user image from their PMs asking me to create one for them.
Some of them, Tateos and ChocEliteBar, already got their new user images. (There are still some out there waiting for theirs, will finish them when I get time ;) )

This growing demand inspired me. I'm going to make a Flash/PHP program that automaticly generates NG-Bot user images, so keep your eyes out.

Disclaimer: I did not make the original artwork, the Newgrounds team did. I just made a simple Photoshop. Artwork are belong to Newgrounds, got it? Artwork © Newgrounds!!
If the Newgrounds team do not want me to make this, I'm going to cancel the project.
Whatever you do, do not use this to create a fake bot. That's just too silly.

EDIT:
The crazy scientist deep inside of me tickles. It's time to build...
DUN DUN DUN!

A TESLA COIL!
(Seriously, gonna build one! :D )

At 12/6/09 05:52 AM, Jamoke wrote:
...This time though I truly lack a fuck to give. OP is banned for fundamental retardation.
iCock got pwned by Jamoke.

Jamoke, you're now my hero!

I'm going to put my banana so deep into your ear it comes out your nose and squirt you in the eye while slapping you silly with my appendix.