For some more serious business, let us talk about my philosophy, ok?
Many the times I had been asked "Erty, what is your philosophy? You seem so deep and clear-minded. Please tell us!"
This is where your question will be answered.
You see, my philosophy is based around love and respect, earning respect, not demanding it. The most important thing is --
Wait, OMG WHAT IS THAT? OH SHIT! AN ANGRY 2 FOOT ALIEN HORNET JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM THROUGH MY WINDOW! SHIT SHIT SHIT!
WHAT AM I TO DO?!! :O
Baranar
Here, use my nailboard!
Erty
Shit... he used some sort of laserbeams coming from his mandibles to fry it... THEN HE ATE IT! :O
OMG, someone save me!