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Age 31
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The Arctic
Joined on 5/22/09
Posted by Erty - September 13th, 2010
If your sex is on fire, you might be having sex with a pyrophile.
The greatest safety concern of being with a pyrophile is that this person might have sex with you instead of warning you about the house being on fire.
"If I like being eaten by girls, does that make me a vorarephile?"
That's all I can remember right now. If you got any, share them and don't be shy.
But I have a cock fetish.
I don't think genital obsession is a fetish, man...
what's the best thing about fucking twenty two year olds?
there's twenty of them
(please note, I do not condone the fucking of any amount of two year olds, but my good friend the bear...)
Haha, good paedo joke man! :D
Do ya know some not dirty fetish jokes?
Dunno, can't think of any...
Furries.
They take the bird and the bee metaphor literally.
Intrapath
COCK JOKE OLOLOLLLLOOLLOOOL
Erty
but that doesn't count as a fetish joke. NEXT!