You gotta love it, man!

Mi zo happeh mi no spelin de gud!

Also, thanks to Tateos for birthday thread :3

If your sex is on fire, you might be having sex with a pyrophile.

The greatest safety concern of being with a pyrophile is that this person might have sex with you instead of warning you about the house being on fire.

"If I like being eaten by girls, does that make me a vorarephile?"

That's all I can remember right now. If you got any, share them and don't be shy.

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Try not to laugh.

Direct all your questions to here. (English, Swedish or Norwegian only.)

Edward CumInHear, you better hide before the Son of The Dragon comes and impales you!

(+5000 points to whoever gets this.)

You wish! I ain't showing you what I did yesterday!

Chizz, s What you get when mixing cheese, shit and jizz. It is also synonymous with awesomeness.
(- NOr-LAN_Jargon.txt, 2010)

Thank you Tom, you're a stud!
The one you knew as ErtysProductions is now just Erty :P

I am now writing a book. A book on how to surviving a nuclear war. I noticed common sense lacked this information and I also noticed how people lack common sense, so a whole chapter will be dedicated to it.
If I have the knowledge on how to create several different types of nuclear bombs and how to acquire the required parts, then I should give everyone a chance to survive them too, right? :P
The book will be available for free online for everyone, just because I'm such a communistic open source whore.

Oh, if you play Day of Defeat 1.3 and think you got what it takes to give me a challenge, here's my Steam ID.

This is what happens when Erty is awake for more than 50 hours and reaches Photoshop before he falls asleep...

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...and here is a relevant picture, just because I got a pitchblende sample in my room:

I'm bored and hungry for knowledge. Tell me about some good documentaries about either radio, electronics, nuclear physics or related.

Oh, if you're here about rape, here is a song by Nirvana:

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...is goooooood!